5 Scientific Reasons Why Women With Big Butts Make The Best Wives.

Ladies, you’re scientifically more sought-after.

While your butt size is largely determined by genetics, which dictate where you store fat, science provides plenty of reasons to L-O-V-E every inch of whatever your momma gave you.

Keep reading to discover reasons why women with big butts make the best wives.

  1. Science says they women with large butts reap significant health benefits.

Multiple media sources and scientific publications suggest that these women aren’t just carrying extra weight in their backside and thighs, but also carrying extra protection against diabetes, heart disease and other illnesses related to obesity. The extra weight carried in the backside and thighs triggers the production of hormones that help to better metabolize sugar and other lipids.

  1. They have higher IQs.

Women with fat bottoms have a higher storage of Omega-3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids), which improve the functionality and development of their brains. Move over Rain Man, you’ve got competition!

  1. They’re likely to birth more successful children.

A 2010 University of Oxford study concluded that women with big butts often have healthier children due to the high storage of those previously mentioned Omega-3 fatty acids. Evidence shows that the fat contained in a mother’s breast milk comes from the lower half of her body, which means that these Omega-3s become a part of the baby’s balanced meals.

  1. They are shockingly more fertile than the average woman.

There’s a direct correlation between lower waist-to-hip ratio and fewer irregular menstrual cycles. The regulation of menstrual flow often leads to more frequent ovulation — case in point: higher fertility. I can speak to this point first hand. My period comes every twenty eight days; I can depend on it as regularly as my favorite TV show.

  1. Men are biologically captivated by big butts.

Men are innately attracted to the spine curvature in a woman’s body, which is often augmented by the size of a woman’s posterior. According to scientists, throughout the centuries, a 45-degree curve allowed women to search for food later into their pregnancies and have children without injuring their backs.

Women without this curvature have a hard time moving when they are pregnant. Women with big butts are subconsciously associated with increased activity and productivity during pregnancy, which translates to an ideal biological partner.

So remember: stay active, stay healthy, and be proud of your natural curve.

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